• *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via sorry)

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

(via sorry)

sorry:

save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza

(via sorry)

spenceromg:

people who randomly compliment you on something you are insecure about are the nicest kind of people

(Source: spenceromg, via sorry)

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

(via sorry)

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

(via sorry)

my-teen-quote:

click for relatable on your dash!
my-teen-quote:

click for relatable on your dash!
anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.